Seinfeld - Han And Luke:
Jerry/Luke: Soup and cake, what the hell kind of combination is that?  Come on, she's single and she likes short guys in Stormtrooper armor.
George/Han: Well what are we waiting for, let's go!

Seinfeld - Leia And Han:
Elaine/Leia: So...
Jerry/Han:  And why do they call him Jabba THE Hutt?  What's the THE for?  They don't call him Darth THE Vader!